The Ascent of Adventure Man

Note to potential mates: He gets (mostly) better with age.

Know what you’re getting yourself into with this handy guide. (Photo: Tim Tomkinson)

Published November 7, 2016 12:00AM

Dirtbag

Desirability: Low
Dependability: Low
Features: No underwear

Desirability: Moderate
Dependability: Moderate
Features: Extreme multitool

Desirability: High
Dependability: Low
Features: $500 technical shell, $500 raw demim

Desirability: Moderate
Dependability: High
Features: Free-range child names Makalu

Desirability: High
Dependability: High
Features: Peruvian scarf scored on a guided “expedition”