Who Wants to Name Some Ski Trails?

Aspen, Colorado, is one of those fabled places—like Banff or Chamonix or Kitzbühel—that everyone wants to see, if only once. In Aspen, the draws include cascading white snow above a jewel-like town; the early ski history; the melding of mountain sports and culture; the music festival and the writers’ conference and the Aspen Institute. And the musicians and movie stars, though we’re not sure even they can afford it there anymore.

I remember seeing a guy on a cross-country ski trail who I smiled at, out of habit (he smiled back—it was a beautiful day), and then stared at, thinking, Did we go to high school together? Then realizing it was Wyatt Earp, I mean Kurt Russell. As a longtime local who now lives downvalley, I always enjoyed seeing the glitterati. Martina Navratilova on a panel of women in sports, and she was honest and great. Peter Dinklage at the airport. Kate Hudson hanging out. Even John Denver, long ago. I’m afraid I would not recognize the Kardashians, though, even if I sat in the gondie with them.

Now you, too, can be part of the fabulousness. The Aspen Ski Company recently did something it has never done before: ask for public input to help name the trails on Aspen Mountain (aka Ajax), which will be home to a new 153-acre area called Pandora, with all terrain above 10,000 feet, opening to skiers and snowboarders in the 2023-2024 season.

The solicitation, shared by the Aspen Daily News, asks that you “submit one or more suggestions that fall in the category of local people, local history, mining history, notable terrain, or Greek mythology.”

Greek mythology? Hey, I saw Jason and the Argonauts once. Let’s do this.

Myths and Legends

Daedalus Drop

Atlas Shredded

Dawn Patrol of Sisyphus

Face of Aphrodite

Corinthian Cornice

Helen of T-Bar

Herc’s Headwall

Persephone Alley

Atalanta’s Run

Apollo Speed

Zeus Chute, which would be side by side with the Hera Highway

Hades Glades

Minotaur Maze (tree trail)

Charybdis Couloir (verrry narrow)

Odysseus Off-Piste (he certainly went off now and then)

Prometheus Out of Bounds

Icarus (bring your sunscreen)

Mining History

Airborne Survey

Agglomeration Station

Base Metal (base restaurant)

Master Blaster (or: Conglomerate Bomber)

Smelter Shelter (warming hut)

Local Lore

Sheriff’s Way (for Bob Braudis, the long-haired, six-term sheriff who once approached a hostage taker unarmed, leading to a peaceful outcome that remains a case study for law-enforcement professionals)

Skiing at 100 (this one honors the centenarian Klaus Obermeyer)

Andy Mill Hill (for an Olympian, one of a long list of ’em around Aspen, who can be seen returning his cart to the grocery store like anyone else)

The Cher Chair (for the new lift; Cher once had a “log cabin”/chalet in Aspen)

Rocky Mountain High Traverse (for who else but …)

Only in Aspen

It’s where you think of Hunter S. Thompson, high rollers, flashy parties, and excess—all of it, of course, amid the backdrop of mountains and great skiing. The steep and deep. So …

Gonzo Gulch

Whiteout

Movie Moguls

Billionaires’ Bowl

One of the most fun things I ever did in Aspen was attend a ski-club screening of a modern movie classic. Before the show, which took place in the Wheeler Opera House (est. 1889), anyone present who had been involved—say, as an extra in the hilarious ski-school hiring scene—was asked to stand up. A dozen people did.

So let’s finish with, of course:

Aspen Extreme.

Enter your trail names here!  Due end of day October 21.

Postscript

As of October 21, friends have sent in more (you have probably thought of your own as well) proposed names. We must share:

Achilles Hill

Oedipus Wrecks

Sirens’ Draw (you knew better)

And (remembering this all began with Pandora, there is, for that double-trouble black diamond): Abandon All Hope